Wednesday, March 21, 2007

One More Dog

A cute, multiple dog owner I'm not getting a fifth....yet! LOL

One Dog Is Not Trouble And Two Are So Funny
The Third One Is Easy,
The Fourth One's A Honey
The Fifth Is Delightful,
The Sixth One's A Breeze
You Find You Can Live With A Housefull With Ease
So How 'Bout Another?
Would You Really Dare?
They're Really Quite Easy
But Oh Lord, The Hair!
With Dogs On The Sofa And Dogs On The Bed
And Crates In The Kitchen,
Its No Bother You Said
They're Really No Trouble,
Their Manners Are Great
What's Just One More Dog
And One More Little Crate?
The Sofa Is Hairy
The Windows Are Crusty
The Floor Is All Foootprints
The Furniture's Dusty
The Housekeeping Suffers
But What Do You Care?
Who Minds A Few Noseprints
And A Little More Hair?
So Let's Keep A Puppy,
You Can Always Find Room
And A Little More Time For The Dust Cloth And Broom
There's Hardly A Limit To The Dogs You Can Add
The Thought Of A Cutback Sure Makes You Feel Sad
Each One Is Special,
So Useful,
So Funny
The Food Bill Grows Larger,
You Owe The Vet Money
Your Folks Never Visit,
Few Friends Come To Stay
Except Other Dog Folks Who Live The Same Way
Your Lawn Has Now Died And Our Shrubs Are Dead Too
Your Weekends Are Busy, Your Off With Your Crew
There's Dog Food And Vitamins,
Training And Shots
Is It Worth It You Wonder?
Are You Caught In A Trap?
Then That Favorite Comes Up And Climbs In Your Lap
His Look Says You're Special
And You Know That You Will
Keep All The Critters In Spite Of The Bill
Winter Is A Hassle
But The Dogs Love It True
And They Must Have Their Walks Tho' You Are Numb And Blue
Late Evening Is Awful,
You Scream And You Shout
At The Dogs On The Sofa Who Refuse To Go Out
The Whole Thing Seems Worth It,
The Dogs Are Your Life
They're Charming And Funny And Offset The Strife
Your Lifestyle Has Changed,
Things Just Won't Be The Same
Yes Those Dogs Are Addictive
And So's The Dog Game!

Author Unknown


Magnolia Sun said...

That was cute, I think I'll stick to only two!

Sandy said...

That is the best poem ever!!! It's all so true. And only people that live like that can truly understand how special they are....although it does get tough when a lot of vet bills come in at once!

Michele said...

1 little pug, that's all for me.
Ok, I'd love to have 2 or maybe 3.
But the husband doesn't agree.

Oops, I guess the poem and rhyming stuck in my head. I sound like Dr. Seuss.

♥Lisa and The Pug Posse ♥ said...

Thats Cute!

AM said...

Something tells me that our husbands would NOT find this poem amusing!

Anonymous said...

Oh I just love that! My Pug just had 7 puppies and it's going to kill me not to keep them all! LOL!


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